umbrellas

annoying things -

people with golf umbreallas on the high street...yes its good for covering you and your golf bag in rain but not you and half the pathway, protecting you and your ham sandwich from M&S from a little dizzle is not called for.
-stupid "travel" umbrellas (the opposite of above). marketed in John lewis with wishes such as - light but strong...wind resistant...auto close and open....swish swosh...you buy them for £20 then step out and before you've even opened it, the light wind has already bent the ribs so its broken...
crap..

just wear a poncho..