Twilight… A different ending

umbrellas

annoying things -

people with golf umbreallas on the high street...yes its good for covering you and your golf bag in rain but not you and half the pathway, protecting you and your ham sandwich from M&S from a little dizzle is not called for.
-stupid "travel" umbrellas (the opposite of above). marketed in John lewis with wishes such as - light but strong...wind resistant...auto close and open....swish swosh...you buy them for £20 then step out and before you've even opened it, the light wind has already bent the ribs so its broken...
crap..

just wear a poncho..

people in street

hates people standing in door ways...move...
hates people pushing supermarket tolleys on the side or dragging them from the front and not using the handel at the back...
hates people suddenly turning around in the street when one is behind them...
hates people with the tripple pushchairs that are like a row of airline seats...i dont want to see your fertility status advertised nor do i want to walk in the road to give way to you...
hates grown men/women cycling on the path...youre old enough to get on the road